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death-rebirth-senshi:

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

trohmen:

does a fall out boy phase even exist i feel like once u start liking fob ur never going back

megstielshipper:

cookienun:

scared-of-clouds:

timelordparadise:

accidentallyfandom:

how is this a real show

that one wasn’t

I enjoy the confusion that Supernatural causes to people who don’t watch Supernatural.

before I watched supernatural i thought this was the gag reel

how is this bit NOT a real show?

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

edens-blog:

sexstiel:

this is literally the best video on the internet

are those the fucking jonas brothers

danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called

cordialarchitect:

terradatassup:

reblogthings:

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Is that a dishwasher?

no, that’s just an xbox one. it just looks a bit funny. must be customized…

"I guess"

- I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

femgermania:

captain-boomerang:

(original post here)

thAT ACTUALLY FITS REALLY WELL HOLY SHIT

femgermania:

captain-boomerang:

(original post here)

thAT ACTUALLY FITS REALLY WELL HOLY SHIT

destiels-fallen-angel-pancake:

carryonmywaywardpancake:

dean-pancakes-and-sam:

carryonmywaywardpancake:

cocklespadapancake:

narcoleptic-panda:

But not just once. Like over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

oh is it tuesday again? 

CRAP YOU GUYS, TOMORROW IS TUESDAY.

actually after checking (bc of this post) I found out it really is tuesday at my timezone :P

it’s tuesday here in my timezone also